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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
From the Trade Paperback edition.The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
From the Trade Paperback edition.
The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
- ISBN13: 9781449564872
- Condition: New
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How do YOU plan on surviving the coming Zombie Apocalypse! If you are a wuss, don’t buy this book. Just the act of opening it will cause your puny mind to loose all control of your bowel movements. You will also become so impotent, not even Viagra will be able to help. If you’re weak in the mind and want to read this book I have two suggestions. One, kill yourself. When you get to the pearly gates tell St. Peter to suck it. On your way to hell, be happy knowing that after about fifteen minutes down there, you will be able to read this book. Plus you will really start liking Death Metal for some reason. Two, go to prison. Get raped everyday by the Nation until your heart swells with agony and hatred. Construct a shiv made out of your fingernails and potato salad. And the next time they come for you stab them all in the nuts. You will spend the rest of your life in prison but at least you can read the book. If, however, you ARE strong enough to handle this book – if you’re the kind of guy whose genitals are so tough that you have to put sand in your condoms to feel any sensation, the kind of man that won’t ask a girl out unless her boyfriend is within a two foot radius, the kind of man that goes bear hunting with nunchucks – then YOU, you are ready! This book will not only teach you how to survive the zombie outbreak, but how to do it with STYLE. You will have a horde of zombie slaves! You will live in a palace! You will live like a king! YOU WILL BE WORSHIPED LIKE A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag! Secrets to Building the Bag that Will Keep your Family Alive in the Event of Doomsday, Natural Disasters, or the Zombie Apocalypse
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag! Secrets to Building the Bag that Will Keep your Family Alive in the Event of Doomsday, Natural Disasters, or the Zombie Apocalypse
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag dives head first into the possible threatening situations we as a human race face today. The Bug out Bag is the Ultimate Survival Bag that you need if you are looking to survive any of the doomsday scenarios. Some of the things threatening us could be the pending 2012 Doomsday scenarios that we have all heard about on the Discovery Channel. There are a lot of different scenarios that you need to be prepared for, and this book covers EVERYTHING you need to know to BE PREPARED.
What This Book Covers:
Why you Need to be Prepared for the Worst
Bug Out Bags: Survival Bags that Suit My Situation
The Top 9 Things you Need if Your Bug Out Bag to Survive
Preparation Does Not Constitute Prediction
Surviving in the “New” World
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag contains a wealth of knowledge that I have gained over my lifetime of wilderness camping. Most of what you will find in this book will be centered on the construction of the Bug out Bag.
The bug out bag you will learn to create will contain everything needed to survive up to a week with nothing but what’s in the bag.
The Bug Out Bag will give you the best chance at making it to safety if you need to travel long distances, or just surviving without the comforts of your home for an extended period of time.
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag is a great starting point for you in your journey of constructing your own personal bug out bag. This book emphasizes the importance of being prepared and keeping your cool in the event of a Doomsday scenario.
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag dives head first into the possible threatening situations we as a human race face today. The Bug out Bag is the Ultimate Survival Bag that you need if you are looking to survive any of the doomsday scenarios. Some of the things threatening us could be the pending 2012 Doomsday scenarios that we have all heard about on the Discovery Channel. There are a lot of different scenarios that you need to be prepared for, and this book covers EVERYTHING you need to know to BE PREPARED.
What This Book Covers:
Why you Need to be Prepared for the Worst
Bug Out Bags: Survival Bags that Suit My Situation
The Top 9 Things you Need if Your Bug Out Bag to Survive
Preparation Does Not Constitute Prediction
Surviving in the “New” World
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag contains a wealth of knowledge that I have gained over my lifetime of wilderness camping. Most of what you will find in this book will be centered on the construction of the Bug out Bag.
The bug out bag you will learn to create will contain everything needed to survive up to a week with nothing but what’s in the bag.
The Bug Out Bag will give you the best chance at making it to safety if you need to travel long distances, or just surviving without the comforts of your home for an extended period of time.
The Ultimate Bug Out Bag is a great starting point for you in your journey of constructing your own personal bug out bag. This book emphasizes the importance of being prepared and keeping your cool in the event of a Doomsday scenario.
